Exclusive Interviews!

LG2N:today on GK we have 2 firsts,this is a joint interview with the Prez of the forum also asking questions,and we have our first animal on the forum...maybe only one first then!welcome little dog,whos a good boy?
BL:dont patronize me boyo,i have better blood in these veins than your whole grotty family of market peasants
LG2N:....
A777:pleased to meet you Brown Lab,may i call you that?
BL:yes you may...actually my real name is Rufus Henry The III and i was raised by the Duke of Kent,only people i like call me by my first name,but you may call me Rufus and the other fellow may call me Brown Lab
LG2N:wow a talking dog?
BL:wow a moronic human!
LG2N.....
A777:Your story surfaced a few months ago when there was a story on a hoax death forum about you being Michael Jacksons Dog and used as the bait?can you fill us in on the details?
BL:.....i had to get out...i was being set up i tell you,it all started so innocently roaming the garden areas,barking at the press(LG2N interupts..)
LG2N:sniffing chef kai's Butt
A777:.......
BL:........
BL:one more peep out of you young man,and i will personally tear that thing off your boyhood so you remain a 1 inch
LG2N:.....(sulking)
A777:please carry on
BL:OK to clear things up,my name was never Jackson,this was a made up name given to me by 2 obsessed women,i wanted to come here and set the record straight!
LG2N:Straight...like david gest haha
BL:WOOF,WOOF WOOF,GRRRRRRRRR WOOF
(LG2N runs off)....
BL:Sorry,as i was saying i was in the park one day when i spotted two women acting strangely,they wasnt lookers or i would of been humping their legs,they were odd birds,one of them was a real eye catcher but not in a good way ,fake eyeball,anyway...
A777:what happend next Rufus?
BL:I will tell in a minute,can i just say to all my loyal twitter followers im ok and im interested in the DM someone sent me about free meatbones,anyway they came at me with a frying pan and a rolling pin and a potato sack to put me in,i escaped their clutches and have been logging on at my local kennels to see whats up with the world and find some answers.
A777:wasnt you pronounced dead on Mjkit and a autopsy done on your body?
BL:this is important,the 2 hags who tried to nab me that day in the park concocted this whole story to draw more people to the forum,IM ALIVE!
LG2N:how did you find out that you was dead or M.I.A.?
BL:i read on the old mjkit forum about me replacing Mr Jackson as a hoax theory,one of the 2 hags wrote a whole blog saying this,it brought tears to my eyes(wipes eye with paw)
BL:(sobbing) they wanted me out of the picture so they could spin there web of lies,they wanted to rub me out permanently BUT GUESS WHAT 'WOOF',you cant keep a good dog down.
A777:thank you for clearing this up,the story sounded sooo bogus from the very start
BL:your right Angie,these 2 are dangerous so i wanted to tell my story and get back to digging for bones without looking over my tail for creeps,my character is now damaged beyond repair i was chattin to a poodle who thought i was 50 years old and wore a wig,i cant go back to the kennels im a laughing stock,kittens,parrotts,cats,turtles,dogs, calling me 'Jackson' 'Jackson' im currently in hiding so i cant disclose my location but i need therapy twice a day
A777:ooo thats a shame ,good doc?
BL:yes thanks hes a little perculiar hes called Arnie K
LG2N:thanks for dropping fleas,i mean dropping by
BL:no need for compliments now,you have 10 seconds to run
A777:thank you for taking part in GKs first joint interview and clearing up the pathetic rumors of a made up story
BL:thank you,cant stop....(runs off)
LG2N:(runs off)

LG2N:today we have a selection of MJ fans ranging from 2 years old through to 39,40,welcome to GK,gee theres a lot of you here,who should i speak to?
(overweight woman steps forth)...
OMJF:talk to me,i dreamed up the whole L.O.V.E.army ,im gonna marry him when he comes back,hes sent me messages on twitter(arrgghhhhhhhhh breaks down crying)
LG2N:WTF? whats wrong with you
OMJF:YOU DONT BELIEVE ME DO YOU,IVE BEEN PLASTERING HIS PICTURE ALL OVER MY WALL,where is he?tell me,i wanna make babies with him,TELLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LG2N:frankly,even if i knew you all look a little unstable to put it mildly!
OMJF:were fans,but now your are our enemy
LG2N:what?????enemy,please i cany hear theres too many of you shouting?
OMJF:(CHANTING) 2...4....6.....8....who do we truly hate'(fans start throwing fits,tomatoes,cabbages etc)
LG2N:(shouting) YOU DO KNOW THE INVESTIGATION IS OVER???
OMJF:LALALALALALALALA WE CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!
LG2N:erm i think there is a great divide between NORMAL mj fans and OBSESSED sick minds like yourselves,care to comment?
OMJF:.....(silence)we will burn ourselves if Michael wont come back(douses themselves in lighter fluid)
LG2N:........???????
OMJF: weve been studying clues non stop for the past 6 months we have followers in bangCOCK,Singapore,Tasmania,the Arctic,plus our LOVE Clubs dotted all over the good ol USA,we have blogs in ghostly names,beLIEve us!,we will hurt unbeLIEvers,MJskit forums,mjhd made for forum stories,Benjis big book of homeMADE truths,we know every detail of pans mission to mars,Elizabeths taylors barbers phonebook,and we have a member who once walked past Kenny Ortega,SO DONT YOU TELL US HOW TO BEHAVE!!!!
LG2N:i think some of you may need a hobby or a job or a steady boyfriend to compensate for your loss,the rest of you will need a good doctor,the rest go ahead the fire will do you good!
OMJF:we will burn you as a sacrifice for MJ
LG2N:OOOOOOlike in wicker man,great film,Christpher Lee is so hot!
OMJF:we will do it,dont tempt us(twitchy looking)
LG2N:yes funy,where were you all during his trials,how many of you have just become fans during the last few months,whats flavour of the month next month,Jay Leno,Seinfeld,Lady Gaga,Timberlake,go ahead punks make my day!
OMJF:we cant TAKE IT...........(explosion)!!!!!!
LG2N:at least theres less dangerous people on the streets...(hmmmmm what stinks smells like bacon

These pics.............

A777:tonight we have Mr Joe Jackson making his...what is it Joe your Third appearance on GK?
JJ:.......hmmmm
A777:Joe?
JJ:.....im here!......hows everybody doin!
LG2N:good Joe ,we were just saying that tonight your welcomed back as a interviewer for GK because you wanted to ask some questions?
JJ:yes....wheres the documents Larry?...im the Father
A777:Joe its not started yet,i was saying you...doesnt matter..
JJ:thats right..
A777:??...anyway we also have here aswell as Mr Jackson ,the world famous Larry King,and Joes Son Jermaine (whispering...even though hes been on twice and the only reason hers here now is because Joe wanted him here)ANYWAY!
JerJ:What?excuse me miss?
A777:just doing your introductions im new to this
JJ:Let Larry do it,talk to Larry
LG2N:ok Joe ask away..
JJ:Wheres Leonard i need him here,hes got his notes on the whole situation
A777:your asking them Joe???
JJ:I know Larry!
LK:What?..What Joe?
JJ:what? about what? Larry?...
A777:ermmmm Mr King what did you make of Joes Appearance on LKL?
LK:well,it was frantic wasnt it,fast questions,odd answers,laughing,sulking,and Joe what about the documents you wanted to see the medical docs,have you seen them yet?
JJ:...I....Dont Know...Larry,who asked you that?
LK:you asked to see them Joe 2weeks ago in papers faxed to Michaels Lawyer!
JJ:i see...Leonard arranged that didnt he Jermaine?
JerJ:i was out of the country i had a publicity tour,we love our fans
LK:did the rest of the jacksons go with you Jermaine?
JerJ:no just me,as the main face in the group as they wanted the lead singer of the famous Jackson 5!
LK:(laughing)..well second in command hey Jermaine
JerJ:Larry im back here by popular demand,the fans my fans spoke to the makers of the TV series infact they wanted the title changing to Jermaines real Life,but the other jealous brothers objected,im the reason they have food in the fridge and bread on there plates
LG2N:tito must be happy
JJ:hehehehehh....yeah hes a eater..........
LK:wow Jermaine,things are looking bright for you?
JerJ:its not ust me as the saviour Larry its the whole world that will benefit from my success,ive already gave 1 million to get a stadium in Gary named after me,but im having issues with the naming
A777:what did they want to call it Michael plus the others stadium hahahaha
JerJ:whats going on here ,dont you know i get fan mail on twitter,thats a internet based network its huge worldwide,im introducing fans to my new show and series
LK:well its cetanly succesful Jermaine,ive got like ten million followers
JerJ:thats swell Larry but its not the numbers that are what important its the content
JJ:im on Bitter!............
LK:What Joe?
JJ:Bitter..Bitter Larry......you know
LK:its called Twitter..Joe...TWITTER
JJ:..Well i dont know about that then...follow me Larry..
A777:?????
LG2N:?????
A777:Jermaine you starred in a Sugar commercial didnt you,great acting by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9EcqMCnFUQ
JerJ:oooo you gonna show it,it wasnt acting i was a natural, my director said,he was right
LK:its corny Jermaine
JerJ:tell him Joe.......(sulking)
JJ:.......hes a natural star Larry......sing something Jermaine.......let them hear your voice
JerJ:sings)..."what do you do when you do when i do when you see me,ahem break it down sweetness,sweetness,i said its the sweetness,its sweetness,for you tea,now lets get serious lets get serious,lets get serious,and smileeeeeeeeee
JJ:(stands up applauding).....you told them son
LK:....(Stands up slowly) well done Jermaine
A777:.....(pulling faces)
LG2N:....(laughing )
LG2N:ermm you all come back real soon
(A777 and LG2N leave room)
(singing for another 40 minutes....LK leaves room)
(2 hours later..JJ leaves room)
(8 hours later...JerJ leaves room)

LG2N:tonight we welcome back one of our favourite guests on GK,the magical,mysterious,spoon bender,Mr Uri Geller,welcome back!
UG:....salom thank you LG2N,...and if i may thank you GK
LG2N:GK isnt a person Uri,its the name of the forum
UG:yes....(pauses)...if i may tell you a story....when i was a little boy growing up in Irasel,ther was a magazine article about amazing feats....i was totally stunned and blown away by this article....i was in a trance reading....and the name of the magazine cover was GK....Think about it............it stood for Great Knowledge....WOW.Amazing.(pauses).............it blew my mind.
LG2N:wow,whats that youve brought with you today,looks like a giant spoon?
UG:actually..you know..............the mind thoughts that control people are sometimes impossible to turn off.......this what you see hear today isnt any great mind thought......it was the spoon i was using to make pea and ham soup but i left it cooking for over an hour.....and it just melted....i went back to it and just thought WOW
LG2N:ermmm....little joke Uri,are you related to Sarah Michelle Geller
UG:you know..in a way i am...i put mind thoughts into her when shes sleeping.....PHONE URI.....PHONE URI......GO ROUND HAVE SOME SOUP.....
LG2N:did it work?
UG:not yet.....but(pauses)..............it is now in her mind thoughts to make pea and ham soup ,so in a way yes.
LG2N:Uri last time you wanted to do a experiment so this time,you go ahead,good luck
UG:first...i need you to go loose in your mind thoughts,whatever youre thinking about i will soon know,when i break your watch!
LG2N:WHAT?! but Uri its a Tag Heuer,i got this for my 18TH ,its sentimental.
UG:no no im not mental,please put it in my sack
LG2N:What?...........
UG:this black little sack...please
(LG2N puts watch in sack)
UG:NOW.......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


UG:..if i may....somethings coming through...........looks like a human figure or figures......bread rolls.........buns........soft buns............current buns............cream buns..............finger rolls........(cuts off)
UG:you know........i will have to stop.....
LG2N:how come Uri?
UG:i was getting a lot of strong desires and bread thoughts from you
LG2N:Well.............
LG2N:moving on.......what do you think of the other magicians like Copperfield etc?
UG:you know..............(pauses)if i may say something here today..
LG2N:yeah go ahead......make my day hahaha
UG:.......Clint Eastwood
LG2N:yeah
UG:i read your mind thoughts
LG2N:you were saying
UG:yes..........David Copperfield once came up to me at a Vegas show and said URI I LOVE YOU,TELL ME HOW TO HAVE SUCCESS IN MY LIFE....i said DAVID YOU HAVE TO BE DESERVING NOW LEAVE ME BE.....and you know what.............he went on to be one of the worlds best magicians
LG2N:wow,by the way Uri,can i have my watch back?
UG:sure.......here you go

LG2N:uri what the fck have you done to it?
UG:IT WASNT ME....IF i may tell you a story when i was growing up in Irasel(LG2N interupts)
LG2N:as a small boy?
UG:as a teenager........
UG:mama said to me URI ,GO AND TELL YOUR BROTHERES IT TIME FOR DINNER, but i said they have watches they can tell the time,and she said,but your 2 younger brothera are 6 months old sat on there high chairs,SO,i put mind thoughts into there heads,and they were hungry like a hour later....WOW......AMAZING YES
LG2N:what was it Dinner time
UG:it could of been....but i still had to bend time
LG2N:Uri i wanted to ask you some questions about Michael but i really want my watch back like NEW RIGHT NOW!


UG:OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(puts LG2N in a trance)
(UG puts a casio on his wrist and vanishes in a poof of smoke)

LG2N: Worlds First here on GK we have Michaels Long term Manager Mr Frank Dileo,welcome sir...
FD: listen here see....i was nowhere near i tell ya...ya hear...nowhere near....see!!!
LG2N:...???ok Frank..nowhere near what?
FD:you just dont know when to drop do ya funny man...capishe!
LG2N:ok Frank,what Business are you into apart from management?
FD:Im a legitamate Business man see.....an importer exporter of exotic items see....a distributer of helmy hair products see
LG2N:understood,is it just you on your own or do have partners in your projects?
FD:i have 2 partners....Tommy '2 face' and Mo 'the magician' there twins but there stand up dykes..i mean twins,....I make things happen see.......have a look at these photos of bubbles.....
LG2N:awwwwwwww how cute,who's the other monkey?
FD:thats his life partner see....hes called Clyde,hes was in Show Business like Bubbles and was in some feature films,'any which way you can 'and 'any which way but loose' but fell foul of his co star when he crapped in his cowboy hat that he was gonna use in a upcoming western,and since then hes been staying there at the Monkey retreat.
LG2N:If i can go off topic slightly...what happend with the Leonard Rowe contract and you taking back over the reins of Michael in Management matters?
FD:see here this stays in the room........there was a meeting of the heads of the family see..... Me,Leonard Rowe,Tohme,Prince Unpronouncable of Bahrain............we spoke of the omerta but Rowe broke it when we found Joe under the table.
LG2N:what did you do?
FD:he sleeps with the fishes see
LG2N:Dead????
FD:No he doesnt get invited anymore because he stinks of fish
LG2N: moving on.......In Waynes World you had a cameo as MR BIG,how did that come about?
FD:thats my boss name for getting things shifted and removed from sight,capishe!
LG2N:how did you get that name,did you whack anybody??????
FD:No....i shifted so many Big Macs in one sitting the manager at Macdonalds called me Mr Big!
LG2N:Where were you on the 25th?
FD:I was with Big Momma Rosabella,eating a Big pizza pie,i had her pie allover my face it was filling!
LG2N:Any alibi?
FD:nah it was like a ghost town in there
LG2N:why?
FD:because it was a thursday midday,only the desperate and starving see!
LG2N:What other services do you supply?
FD:Protection see......im protecting a director over questions of his sexuality aswell as keeping Gary Coleman away from the general public,they infuriate him.
LG2N:Plans for the future?
FD:im working with one of the Jackson brothers at the moment on a reality show idea where we go to every restaurant in America,we stop to try everything on the Menu,then its a race against time to see which one of us needs our stomach pumping first...were previewing it to networks at the moment!
LG2N:can we just clear up how you took control of MJ's management again from Leonard?
FD:I made him a offer he could refuse!!!
LG2N:what was the offer?
FD:all you can eat buffet,he took it,but broke the contract when he showed up with Joe and Larry demanding a finger buffet from the waitresses.
LG2N:You had a small role in Moonwalker,how come Joe Pesci took your part as a Mr Big ?
FD:The Pesci's and the Dileo's have been at war since the old country,but my cousin Dominique 'Dumbo' Dileo did a unspeakable on Momma Pesci's garden flowers,so peace had to be worked out between the families,so he got the part.
LG2N:Who was the bunny in Moonwalker?
FD: see here he was a local bum transient who lived on MGM'S lot,but as he was Bug's distant cousin the higher ups pulled some strings
LG2N:To go right off topic again......why was Michael living in Ireland a few years ago,there was talk of him riding horses picking apples etc,are they totally made up put out by MJs camp or true?
FD:made up he wasnt picking apples...it was oranges see...and see here the truth is that he was learning to play the fiddle and wanted to be in Michael Flatneys Riverdance,while we were there we run into Prince in the pharmacy,he was there buying some rubbers,anyway after a bit of chit chat between him and MJ they went back to MJs place and recorded a 2 hour tack called ' were irish Aliens in Dublin and were Badder',it was sung in irish accents by the both of them,they recorded it after coming home from a all day bender.
LG2N:..........im Speechless
LG2N:Any other interesting facts Frank about yourself?
FD:yeah...the character the Notorious B.I.G. is based on me,and i can make a killer cheese and ham toastie.
LG2N:Thank you for coming Frank.......what does the future hold for you?
FD:Were currently looking to build a theme park like Neverland for all the fans and in Partnership with Jermaine Jackson we are proud to announce that Jermajesty Royal Kingdom will open in 2012 on either dec 12th or dec 21st,were mulling over the dates.
other business ventures are our range of flurescent mittens for men,its a limited market im afraid.
(FD leaves room)

Fluorescent mittens........

hahahahahahahahahahahha so you got me! damn,hahah congrats to you. HOWEVER... YOU INSPIRED ME. i can do something like this - i even know who i would interview )))) OKAY?? xo

aka.agnes wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahha so you got me! damn,hahah congrats to you. HOWEVER... YOU INSPIRED ME. i can do something like this - i even know who i would interview )))) OKAY?? xo

Could u?! Uve just made my day saing that! Ohhh yessssssssssssss of course! We needed people like U my polish sis!
P.S. Tezzie? I told U so.. polish the best ! see?

Okay, so i'll try to catch Lisa Marie. She's been busy lately but she sent me a text message on Sunday she'd like to meet up for coffee this week. So i will ask her some questions! Should be ready around Saturday.

aka.agnes wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahha so you got me! damn,hahah congrats to you. HOWEVER... YOU INSPIRED ME. i can do something like this - i even know who i would interview )))) OKAY?? xo

yeah go ahead all members can interview anyone Jackson related LOL
PLus it will give the interviewer a break.

aka.agnes wrote:Okay, so i'll try to catch Lisa Marie. She's been busy lately but she sent me a text message on Sunday she'd like to meet up for coffee this week. So i will ask her some questions! Should be ready around Saturday.

Ohhh, lucky U! Greetzzz for Lisa! Im looking forward ur int!

Just tell the about the rules. Because sometimes the conversation with Lisa turns for XXX area.

aka.agnes wrote:Just tell the about the rules. Because sometimes the conversation with Lisa turns for XXX area.

encouraged the non family forum

LetsGroove2nite wrote:

aka.agnes wrote:Just tell the about the rules. Because sometimes the conversation with Lisa turns for XXX area.

encouraged the non family forum

Tezzie just wanted to say thats what we truly appreciate here-XXX area more than welcomed

Okay so i SURELY ask her some hot questions! I love it xo

aka.agnes wrote:Okay so i SURELY ask her some hot questions! I love it xo

Tezzie? Just look at this and tell me what gals r the best?

LetsGroove2nite wrote:

Angie777 wrote:

aka.agnes wrote:Okay so i SURELY ask her some hot questions! I love it xo

Tezzie? Just look at this and tell me what gals r the best?

WTF?! WearaTshirt.com? T-shirt?!
But i sooo like the message!

LetsGroove2nite wrote:

OH MAN... <3 But this is TRUE!

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U forgot the main product Tez...

Angie777 wrote:

U forgot the main product Tez...

how stupid are the sponsors thats the best seller!!!!

hey hey im working on with [my own;)] Lisa at aim her real name is Carolina & she has amazing answers i think SUNDAY. now it is total messsssss hahah

aka.agnes wrote:hey hey im working on with [my own;)] Lisa at aim her real name is Carolina & she has amazing answers i think SUNDAY. now it is total messsssss hahah

hope her answers are and shes goes DEEP into conversation LOL